Look Who is Coming to The Cynical Times!

Look who is coming to the Cyincal Times! After some close investigation of who exactly is coming to our dainty little website, the writers of The Cynical Times have decided to run a little statistical study of who exactly is visiting our website.

Summary Period: October 2001: Top 20 of 41 Total Search Strings
# Hits Search String
1 5 9.80% cynical times
2 3 5.88% eastcoastballers
3 3 5.88% qt tutorials
4 2 3.92% cynical
5 2 3.92% the cynical times
6 1 1.96% arslock cynical times
7 1 1.96% bartosz milewski review
8 1 1.96% bikini and hair
9 1 1.96% cybersex transcript hot horny
10 1 1.96% cynical news
11 1 1.96% cynical times laura
12 1 1.96% epil ass
13 1 1.96% flavored cigarettes
14 1 1.96% flesh eating disease
15 1 1.96% gay ramstein
16 1 1.96% groomed pubic hair
17 1 1.96% ham burgler
18 1 1.96% harry potter j.k.rowlings mythology
19 1 1.96% is jk rowlings a satanist
20 1 1.96% j k rowlings satan worship

We will start our journey by venturing deep into the world of what people search for, ever since we have been on our new server, that features statistics. So, what do people who have found the site search for? Why, "The Cynical Times" right!1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Summary Period: January 2002

Top 20 of 37 Total Search Strings
# Hits Search String
1 7 13.21% small breasted women
2 5 9.43% qt tutorials
3 4 7.55% gtk tutorials
4 3 5.66% donald rumsfeild
5 2 3.77% unichat downloads
6 1 1.89% andrew mansbach
7 1 1.89% build hobbit house
8 1 1.89% busty-model
9 1 1.89% c oob
10 1 1.89% c oob code
11 1 1.89% cache:qiir5cxzyhec:www.eastcoastballers.com/arslock/cinema.html
12 1 1.89% elijah wood fuck
13 1 1.89% epil stop and pubic hair
14 1 1.89% epil stop pubic hair
15 1 1.89% fake cigarette warning pictures
16 1 1.89% fat-women-at-the-beach
17 1 1.89% fuck america
18 1 1.89% gaim perl script tutorial
19 1 1.89% gimli dwarves
20 1 1.89% greenville girls in thongs

Top 30 of 189 Total Referrers
# Hits Referrer
1 5698 2.74% - (Direct Request)
2 3863 1.85% http://realstupidity.cynical-times.com/
3 414 0.20% http://www.cynical-times.com/
4 294 0.14% http://www.penismightier.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/001340.html
5 275 0.13% http://www.ilovebacon.com/021902/i.shtml
6 201 0.10% http://license.cynical-times.com/
7 170 0.08% http://www.google.com/search
8 151 0.07% http://www.b3ta.com/board/
9 148 0.07% http://www.drizzle.com/~farrago/cgi-bin/vu.pl
10 148 0.07% http://www.s-seriesforum.com/forum/showthread.php
11 126 0.06% http://www.b3ta.com/board/archive/354/
12 102 0.05% http://pub4.ezboard.com/feqasylumfrm32.showMessage
13 97 0.05% http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query
14 77 0.04% http://penis.sleazysolutions.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/001340.html
15 65 0.03% http://b3ta.com/board/
16 50 0.02% http://usuck.com/forums/viewtopic.php
17 48 0.02% http://www.cynical-times.com
18 45 0.02% http://cynical-times.com/
19 34 0.02% http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum3/noncgi/ultimatebb.php
20 29 0.01% http://s-seriesforum.com/forum/showthread.php
21 20 0.01% http://www.angerwithin.co.uk/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi
22 20 0.01% http://www.vgln.com/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi
23 19 0.01% http://www.coasterwire.com/thrillspot/read.php
24 19 0.01% http://www.rollercoasterpro.com/link.php
25 18 0.01% http://rollercoasterpro.com/link.php
26 14 0.01% http://b3ta.com/board/archive/354/
27 12 0.01% http://www.fark.com/totalfarksample.shtml
28 11 0.01% http://www.google.ca/search
29 10 0.00% http://google.com/search
30 9 0.00% http://gamix.sourceforge.net/

Top 20 of 167 Total Search Strings
# Hits Search String
1 29 12.45% small breasted women
2 5 2.15% bea aurthur
3 5 2.15% donald rumsfeild
4 4 1.72% jared fogle
5 4 1.72% unichat downloads
6 3 1.29% boromir desire
7 3 1.29% cross tattoo
8 3 1.29% delaware girl scouts
9 3 1.29% flesh eating bacteria
10 2 0.86% clown bike
11 2 0.86% connie legrand
12 2 0.86% dog doorbell
13 2 0.86% dog flotation device
14 2 0.86% ellen merlo
15 2 0.86% jared for subway
16 2 0.86% jared from subway
17 2 0.86% mcdonald's signs served
18 2 0.86% qt tutorials
19 2 0.86% real infant pictures
20 2 0.86% real stupidity

Summary Period: December 2001

Top 20 of 87 Total Search Strings
# Hits Search String
1 19 13.38% small breasted women
2 13 9.15% gtk tutorials
3 9 6.34% donald rumsfeild
4 6 4.23% snowball maker
5 3 2.11% andrew mansbach
6 3 2.11% taliban parodies
7 3 2.11% unichat downloads
8 2 1.41% bhumika patel
9 2 1.41% clown bike
10 2 1.41% connie legrand
11 2 1.41% minature bicycle
12 2 1.41% what if god was one of us
13 2 1.41% why does everybody hate me
14 1 0.70% 12 volt lighting doll houses
15 1 0.70% 2003 mercedes benz sl500
16 1 0.70% alexandria danimation
17 1 0.70% america fuck
18 1 0.70% american flag thongs
19 1 0.70% arm-wrestling girls
20 1 0.70% bikini

Summary Period: November 2001

Top 20 of 155 Total Search Strings
# Hits Search String
1 22 9.44% gtk tutorials
2 16 6.87% small breasted women
3 6 2.58% qt tutorials
4 6 2.58% snowball maker
5 4 1.72% donald rumsfeild
6 4 1.72% minature bicycle
7 4 1.72% wtc fun
8 3 1.29% destroy x10
9 3 1.29% john grisam
10 3 1.29% new unichat downloads
11 3 1.29% why does everybody hate me
12 3 1.29% wtc destruction
13 2 0.86% american flag sticker
14 2 0.86% c linux socket examples
15 2 0.86% gamer shirts
16 2 0.86% j. k. rowlings satan
17 2 0.86% jk rowlings satan
18 2 0.86% jk rowlings satanist
19 2 0.86% linux oob how to
20 2 0.86% man with boobs