One of These Days, I Will Hold The Authority Position at Arby's

I, Ryan, will hold an authority position at Arby's.

That's right. You read the title correctley. One of these days, I will have the authority. All of it.

Currently, my position as a cashier on the night shift isn't glamorus, at all, but I'll work my way up. Then, I'll be the one bossing around the high school kids. That'll show 'em.

Right now, I might not be much, after a few years of back-breaking labor, and suffering, and agony, I'll be the one who'll call the shots.

I can see it now, the current Ast Mgr will come up and to me and say: "Ryan, you are doing such a great job, mopping the floors, and cleaning the bathrooms, might I say about the bathrooms, I haven't seen a pubic hair on the toilet seat for weeks, great job on those! Anywho, the reason I came over is to tell you this: You've been promoted to Team Leader!" And then, I will jump for joy, and get a 50 cent pay increase.

Ok, now you are saying to yourself, "how can you predict what people say like that?" I'll clue you in, those might not be the exact words of the Ast Mgr, it's just what I think she'll say.

Once I become a Team Leader, It'll be show time. I'll whip that fine establishment on Washington street (that's where I work) into shape. It'll be the best Arby's in all of Indiana.

And, I won't have to clean the toilets any more, once I get that authority position, I'll have the new kid wipe off the pubic hairs. That'll teach him for making fun of my bad eye.

Soon, I will have as many of these that I want, for free.

As a Team Leader, I will have the keys to the store, and the cash register! And I can get as many roast beef sandwiches as I want, for freee! Yesss.

Then, I will make the assignments, of where each person is stationed. I'll get that new kid back again, I'll make him do the fry station! Then he will complain, and I will respond, by firing him. He will probably complain about the firing too, but It won't deter me.

After firing him, I will mutter under my breath, about how I showed him.

Then, with the help of my .50 cent pay increase, I can finally get the operation, for my mother. She has a bad foot, you know. Oh, you might not know that, since you haven't met my mother, and don't know who I am. Oh well.

After a few months of having my name tag say "Ryan, Team Leader," the Ast Mgr will come to me, and say: "Ryan, you are doing such a great job as a Team Leader, we have decided to promote you, to Ast Ast Mgr!" And then, I will jump for joy, and get a .50 pay increase. And a new name tag, too.

Now, you are probably saying to yourself, "Wait, what if you don't get a promotion?" Trust me, I will.

Now, you are probably saying to yourself, "I really don't think you will get that promotion, You've only been working there a while." Shut up mother, I will have the authoriy position, just you wait. I don't care if I am 29 and working at Arby's, I will have the power, and that is all that matters. That is all that matters.

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